Dear Queen B:
Whatever happened to the lone ranger?
x_drewfan_7000_x


Dear x_drewfan_7000_x
I'll let you in on a secret. You see, the Lone Ranger is not just any
average Joe. Some have related him to a superhero because he comes to the rescue of all those lost fellows out there. When they cry for help in desperation of not understanding a woman, he flies onto the scene with his vast knowledge of women and shares it. You see the Lone Ranger is not actually alone nor a ranger; it's a cover up. Actually, he's quite taken by a secret woman whose identity also must be protected. So if you long to hear again from the Lone Ranger, send out a cry of confusion over a woman, and he will answer. Oh yes, he will answer.
Yours truly,
Queen B